1 00:00:01,710 --> 00:00:04,254 [man 1] That feels good, doesn't it? Doesn't it, honey? 2 00:00:05,005 --> 00:00:07,048 I got a great meal for you. 3 00:00:07,132 --> 00:00:10,552 Yes, I do. Yes, I do. 4 00:00:10,635 --> 00:00:12,554 That's a good girl. 5 00:00:12,637 --> 00:00:15,390 Now you finish up all those vegetables. 6 00:00:15,473 --> 00:00:17,642 I mixed it up for you just the way you like it. 7 00:00:17,726 --> 00:00:19,144 Yes, I did. 8 00:00:20,478 --> 00:00:23,022 Yes, I do. Yes, I do. 9 00:00:23,106 --> 00:00:25,108 You're the prettiest baby on this farm. 10 00:00:25,191 --> 00:00:28,069 Yes, you are. Yes, you are. 11 00:00:28,153 --> 00:00:28,987 [man 2] Harvey. 12 00:00:31,698 --> 00:00:34,284 -Hello, James. -I figured you'd be here. 13 00:00:35,493 --> 00:00:38,038 I heard she took another blue ribbon on Sunday. 14 00:00:38,121 --> 00:00:40,457 That's right, we're going to Sacramento in three weeks. 15 00:00:41,541 --> 00:00:43,877 Now why don't you two just get married already and make it legal? 16 00:00:43,960 --> 00:00:46,296 What the hell you talking about? She's a pig. 17 00:00:46,379 --> 00:00:48,631 -Harvey, it's a joke. -Well, it wasn't funny. 18 00:00:49,340 --> 00:00:51,968 I was just down in the gulch. It's all still there, James. 19 00:00:52,051 --> 00:00:53,136 I'm no fool. 20 00:00:53,219 --> 00:00:54,721 You said you'd get rid of it by Friday. 21 00:00:54,804 --> 00:00:56,890 Relax. We've been neighbors, what, 15 years? 22 00:00:56,973 --> 00:00:59,100 -Right. -You're a businessman, right? 23 00:00:59,184 --> 00:01:00,185 Right. 24 00:01:01,811 --> 00:01:04,481 Ten thousand dollars. And I know you could use it. 25 00:01:04,564 --> 00:01:06,858 This isn't about the money. It's about the law. 26 00:01:06,941 --> 00:01:08,985 All right, I got it. You're a Boy Scout. 27 00:01:11,404 --> 00:01:12,489 Fifteen grand. 28 00:01:13,698 --> 00:01:16,034 That'll buy you a whole lot of merit badges 29 00:01:16,117 --> 00:01:18,328 and a pretty pink bonnet for your girlfriend too. 30 00:01:18,411 --> 00:01:19,621 [snorting] 31 00:01:19,704 --> 00:01:22,123 You keep that money 'cause you're gonna need it for a lawyer. 32 00:01:22,207 --> 00:01:23,666 I'm calling Sheriff Butterfield. 33 00:01:25,084 --> 00:01:26,878 [sighs] Harvey, wait. 34 00:01:27,962 --> 00:01:29,506 Okay, you win. 35 00:01:29,589 --> 00:01:30,590 I'll do it. 36 00:01:31,299 --> 00:01:34,010 I will do it. I promise I'll get rid of it. 37 00:01:35,678 --> 00:01:36,513 I promise. 38 00:01:37,388 --> 00:01:40,433 But I can't do it tonight. Now, I need 24 hours. 39 00:01:40,517 --> 00:01:41,601 That's all I'm asking, 40 00:01:42,310 --> 00:01:45,522 one day, and it'll all be gone, guaranteed. 41 00:01:46,689 --> 00:01:48,733 Okay, 24 hours. 42 00:01:48,817 --> 00:01:49,651 Thank you, Harvey. 43 00:01:50,401 --> 00:01:52,445 Good man. Good pig too. 44 00:01:53,696 --> 00:01:55,907 [lively bluegrass music playing] 45 00:01:55,990 --> 00:01:58,243 [square dance caller speaks indistinctly] 46 00:02:08,503 --> 00:02:10,463 Do an allemande left And the other ones now. 47 00:02:10,547 --> 00:02:13,132 Right to your honey and you balance for a while. 48 00:02:13,216 --> 00:02:17,095 Now swing through, go two by two, and balance again. 49 00:02:17,178 --> 00:02:18,263 Now swing through-- 50 00:02:18,346 --> 00:02:22,225 [crackling] 51 00:02:22,308 --> 00:02:23,393 [music stops] 52 00:02:32,944 --> 00:02:33,778 Did you hear that? 53 00:02:34,946 --> 00:02:36,364 I didn't hear anything. 54 00:02:36,447 --> 00:02:38,074 Hey! Hey, hold on! 55 00:02:38,658 --> 00:02:40,285 Quiet down! 56 00:02:41,119 --> 00:02:42,620 That sounded like a gunshot. 57 00:03:05,101 --> 00:03:06,185 Oh, my God. 58 00:03:07,061 --> 00:03:09,188 -[exhales] -It's Nadine. 59 00:03:10,064 --> 00:03:12,275 How are we gonna break the news to Harvey? 60 00:03:15,111 --> 00:03:16,529 I don't think we have to. 61 00:03:37,342 --> 00:03:39,719 ["It's a Jungle Out There" by Randy Newman playing] 62 00:03:39,802 --> 00:03:42,347 ♪ It's a jungle out there ♪ 63 00:03:42,430 --> 00:03:45,308 ♪ Disorder and confusion everywhere ♪ 64 00:03:46,935 --> 00:03:49,103 ♪ No one seems to care ♪ 65 00:03:49,187 --> 00:03:50,188 ♪ Well, I do ♪ 66 00:03:50,271 --> 00:03:53,149 ♪ Hey, who's in charge here? ♪ 67 00:03:53,232 --> 00:03:55,109 ♪ It's a jungle out there ♪ 68 00:03:57,028 --> 00:03:59,447 ♪ Poison in the very air we breathe ♪ 69 00:04:00,531 --> 00:04:02,867 ♪ You know what's in the water That you drink? ♪ 70 00:04:02,951 --> 00:04:07,121 ♪ Well, I do And it's amazing ♪ 71 00:04:07,205 --> 00:04:10,375 ♪ People think I'm crazy 'Cause I worry all the time ♪ 72 00:04:10,458 --> 00:04:12,502 ♪ If you paid attention You'd be worried too ♪ 73 00:04:13,586 --> 00:04:17,757 ♪ You'd better pay attention Or this world we love so much ♪ 74 00:04:17,840 --> 00:04:21,010 ♪ Might just kill you ♪ 75 00:04:21,636 --> 00:04:23,471 ♪ I could be wrong now ♪ 76 00:04:24,055 --> 00:04:25,807 ♪ But I don't think so ♪ 77 00:04:25,890 --> 00:04:27,934 ♪ 'Cause it's a jungle out there ♪ 78 00:04:28,559 --> 00:04:30,478 ♪ It's a jungle out there ♪ 79 00:04:37,277 --> 00:04:38,820 Okay. This is it, 109. 80 00:04:41,197 --> 00:04:42,865 [toilet flushes] 81 00:04:42,949 --> 00:04:45,076 He's flushing the drugs. We gotta take him now. 82 00:04:45,159 --> 00:04:46,286 The captain said to wait. 83 00:04:46,953 --> 00:04:48,579 No, no time. Let's do it. 84 00:04:48,663 --> 00:04:50,707 Police officers! Police officers! 85 00:04:50,790 --> 00:04:52,292 Watch her! Show me your hands, now! 86 00:04:52,375 --> 00:04:54,002 Show me your hands! Right now! Hands up! 87 00:04:54,085 --> 00:04:56,087 -Hands on the wall! -What are you doing? 88 00:04:56,170 --> 00:04:57,630 What are you doing, you son of a bitch? 89 00:04:57,714 --> 00:04:59,716 -Against the wall… -Oh, my God, leave him alone! 90 00:04:59,799 --> 00:05:02,468 -Usted esta detenido. No se mueve. -Tell your hooker to shut up. 91 00:05:02,552 --> 00:05:05,596 -My hooker? Who are you? -I'm a cop. 92 00:05:05,680 --> 00:05:07,515 Wanna tell me what you just flushed down the toilet? 93 00:05:07,598 --> 00:05:10,184 -No! -All right, Alfonso. We'll do it your way. 94 00:05:10,268 --> 00:05:13,604 -You have the right to remain silent-- -[man] Who the hell is Alfonso? 95 00:05:13,688 --> 00:05:17,984 -…will be used against you in a-- -Oh, Bernie! Oh, Bernie! 96 00:05:18,067 --> 00:05:18,943 Get away! 97 00:05:20,987 --> 00:05:22,322 Um… 98 00:05:22,405 --> 00:05:23,323 Oh. 99 00:05:34,792 --> 00:05:38,129 -[man] There he goes! -Alfonso! Police! Drop the gun! 100 00:05:38,212 --> 00:05:39,130 Drop the gun! 101 00:05:39,839 --> 00:05:41,132 I'm, uh… 102 00:05:42,508 --> 00:05:44,177 I'm, uh, I'm really sorry, mister. 103 00:05:44,260 --> 00:05:48,431 His name is Bernard Garrison. He is a retired lawyer. 104 00:05:48,514 --> 00:05:50,767 I'm not retired anymore. 105 00:05:57,482 --> 00:05:59,108 Yeah, I've called his house. 106 00:06:00,068 --> 00:06:01,527 Oh, there he is. He just walked in. 107 00:06:01,611 --> 00:06:03,029 -There you are. -[slams down phone] 108 00:06:03,654 --> 00:06:05,531 I've been trying to call you all-- 109 00:06:07,700 --> 00:06:09,035 Randy, don't do this. 110 00:06:09,118 --> 00:06:10,453 It's effective as of noon today. 111 00:06:11,913 --> 00:06:13,664 So I have, uh, nine minutes left. 112 00:06:13,748 --> 00:06:16,334 If there's anything you need me to do quickly, 113 00:06:16,417 --> 00:06:17,585 maybe some filing? 114 00:06:20,922 --> 00:06:22,882 Now it's eight minutes and 49 seconds. 115 00:06:22,965 --> 00:06:25,384 Randy, I know how you feel. 116 00:06:25,468 --> 00:06:28,721 -You screwed up. Everybody screws up. -You're right. 117 00:06:29,430 --> 00:06:30,890 Everybody does screw up. 118 00:06:30,973 --> 00:06:32,934 But I am a screwup. 119 00:06:33,017 --> 00:06:35,603 There's a difference. You need to sign for those. 120 00:06:35,686 --> 00:06:38,523 -We picked up Rivera this morning-- -No thanks to me. 121 00:06:39,357 --> 00:06:40,900 You don't have to worry about Garrison. 122 00:06:40,983 --> 00:06:43,319 State's Attorney's negotiating with him. 123 00:06:43,402 --> 00:06:45,363 He's gonna settle. They always do. 124 00:06:47,990 --> 00:06:49,867 Randy… [sighs] 125 00:06:49,951 --> 00:06:53,538 Son, this badge represents ten years of your life. 126 00:06:54,956 --> 00:06:56,415 Ten years of good work. 127 00:06:57,166 --> 00:06:58,584 Captain, I'm done. 128 00:07:00,086 --> 00:07:00,920 I'm leaving. 129 00:07:01,546 --> 00:07:03,548 Hey, I already sublet my apartment. 130 00:07:04,966 --> 00:07:07,760 You remember my uncle? Uncle Harvey? 131 00:07:07,844 --> 00:07:10,179 Sure. The farmer. 132 00:07:11,514 --> 00:07:12,765 The suicide. 133 00:07:13,433 --> 00:07:16,185 Yeah, well, an estate lawyer called me last week. 134 00:07:16,978 --> 00:07:18,187 He left me his farm. 135 00:07:18,896 --> 00:07:20,106 You're kidding. 136 00:07:20,189 --> 00:07:22,233 I know, I was gonna… I was gonna sell the place, 137 00:07:22,316 --> 00:07:24,610 but, you know, after this… 138 00:07:26,279 --> 00:07:27,447 I'm gonna do it. 139 00:07:28,573 --> 00:07:30,575 -You're gonna do what? -Take it over, run the place, 140 00:07:30,658 --> 00:07:32,952 -work the land. -Work the land. 141 00:07:33,661 --> 00:07:36,122 What are you, Woody Guthrie? Randy, you're not a farmer. 142 00:07:36,205 --> 00:07:37,457 Well, you might be right. 143 00:07:38,666 --> 00:07:40,042 All I know for sure is… 144 00:07:41,085 --> 00:07:42,170 I'm not a cop. 145 00:07:45,548 --> 00:07:49,552 I still can't believe they wanted $20 to deliver this stuff. 146 00:07:49,635 --> 00:07:50,761 Who's laughing now? 147 00:07:50,845 --> 00:07:52,680 -Yeah, we are. We're laughing. -Ha. 148 00:07:53,514 --> 00:07:55,600 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Dirt, that's dirt. 149 00:07:55,683 --> 00:07:57,310 You're gonna drag dirt all through the kitchen. 150 00:07:57,393 --> 00:07:58,436 Wait there. Don't move. 151 00:07:58,519 --> 00:08:00,646 -Come on, Mr. Monk. It's heavy! -Don't move. 152 00:08:02,064 --> 00:08:03,191 Hurry. 153 00:08:03,274 --> 00:08:06,277 Sorry, I just… I have a thing about dirt. 154 00:08:08,571 --> 00:08:12,241 -It's just so dirty, you know? -[telephone rings] 155 00:08:12,325 --> 00:08:15,077 I'll bet that's how it got its name. 156 00:08:16,078 --> 00:08:16,913 Dirt. 157 00:08:17,496 --> 00:08:19,332 -[ringing] -Forget it. 158 00:08:19,415 --> 00:08:21,209 -Phone. -[ringing] 159 00:08:21,292 --> 00:08:25,213 Natalie, the telephone. [sighs] I'll get it. 160 00:08:27,507 --> 00:08:30,051 I'll get it. Hello? 161 00:08:30,134 --> 00:08:33,304 Randy. It's Randy. Nothing. Nothing much. 162 00:08:33,387 --> 00:08:35,640 Just helping Natalie carry in some boxes. 163 00:08:36,349 --> 00:08:37,475 How's it going up there? 164 00:08:37,558 --> 00:08:39,644 Actually, Monk, that's why I'm calling. 165 00:08:40,269 --> 00:08:41,437 Something came up. 166 00:08:42,438 --> 00:08:44,398 You know about my uncle, right? 167 00:08:44,482 --> 00:08:47,026 -Your uncle, the dead one? -Mr. Monk! 168 00:08:47,109 --> 00:08:48,778 Well, they say he committed suicide. 169 00:08:48,861 --> 00:08:52,073 But I started asking around, and some things just don't add up. 170 00:08:52,698 --> 00:08:53,950 Unless I'm wrong… 171 00:08:55,159 --> 00:08:56,744 which I probably am. 172 00:08:56,827 --> 00:08:59,330 Monk, do you think you can come up here and take a look around? 173 00:09:01,666 --> 00:09:03,167 You're on a farm. 174 00:09:03,251 --> 00:09:04,752 It'll only take a few hours. 175 00:09:05,503 --> 00:09:08,839 A few hours. O-on a farm? 176 00:09:09,423 --> 00:09:11,676 Monk, I think somebody killed my uncle. 177 00:09:11,759 --> 00:09:13,261 Randy, I'd like to. I really would. 178 00:09:13,344 --> 00:09:16,222 But, um… you're on a farm. 179 00:09:16,305 --> 00:09:17,557 He wants us to come up there? 180 00:09:17,640 --> 00:09:20,017 Mr. Monk, I can't. Julie has school. 181 00:09:20,101 --> 00:09:22,019 Natalie can't come. Sorry. 182 00:09:22,103 --> 00:09:25,439 Monk, you can come alone. Please. There's a bus. 183 00:09:26,190 --> 00:09:28,317 Bus. To a farm. 184 00:09:28,401 --> 00:09:29,986 A b-bus to the-- 185 00:09:30,069 --> 00:09:31,904 A bus. A bus? 186 00:09:31,988 --> 00:09:33,739 Bus to the farm? 187 00:09:33,823 --> 00:09:35,533 Hey, stranger. How's it going? 188 00:09:36,742 --> 00:09:38,494 Of course he'll be there. 189 00:09:38,578 --> 00:09:40,621 Don't be silly. You're family. 190 00:09:41,581 --> 00:09:44,709 Tomorrow morning, I will put him on the bus myself. 191 00:09:44,792 --> 00:09:47,670 -A bus. A bus? -Take care. 192 00:09:47,753 --> 00:09:48,921 [whispering] To the farm. 193 00:10:05,146 --> 00:10:08,357 Thank you for letting me keep my bags up top. 194 00:10:09,066 --> 00:10:11,819 Uh, is this where I get the bus to go back? 195 00:10:11,902 --> 00:10:12,820 No! 196 00:10:27,251 --> 00:10:29,754 [cows lowing] 197 00:10:29,837 --> 00:10:31,422 That's a lot of dirt. 198 00:10:32,465 --> 00:10:34,467 [bird screeching] 199 00:10:49,690 --> 00:10:51,400 [Monk] Ugh, God. 200 00:10:52,943 --> 00:10:54,236 Oh, no. 201 00:10:59,033 --> 00:11:00,159 [groans] 202 00:11:16,384 --> 00:11:20,012 [male voice] And these changes are like ripples on a pond. 203 00:11:20,096 --> 00:11:24,433 But is that enough? Are you satisfied being just a ripple? 204 00:11:25,184 --> 00:11:27,353 No. Not a ripple. 205 00:11:28,062 --> 00:11:31,690 You are a tidal wave. Say it with me. 206 00:11:31,774 --> 00:11:36,404 -I am a tidal wave. -I am a tidal wave. 207 00:11:36,487 --> 00:11:38,614 I love and approve of myself. 208 00:11:39,657 --> 00:11:40,866 Mr. D. 209 00:11:40,950 --> 00:11:42,034 I live in the now. 210 00:11:42,118 --> 00:11:45,371 -Hey, tidal wave. -Pushing my fears into the past 211 00:11:45,454 --> 00:11:48,332 -and my inadequacies… -You got company. 212 00:11:49,166 --> 00:11:52,420 -Who is it? -Funny fellow, kind of nervous. 213 00:11:52,503 --> 00:11:53,337 Oh, it's Monk. 214 00:11:54,130 --> 00:11:55,131 [sighs] 215 00:11:55,840 --> 00:11:58,592 Okay, okay. I'm up. 216 00:11:58,676 --> 00:11:59,510 I'm up. 217 00:12:02,346 --> 00:12:04,014 Oh, hey, something smells good. 218 00:12:04,098 --> 00:12:05,057 What's for breakfast? 219 00:12:05,141 --> 00:12:08,686 -It's lunch. Been up since 5:00. -O'clock? 220 00:12:08,769 --> 00:12:11,522 -Yes, o'clock. -Why? 221 00:12:14,275 --> 00:12:15,901 I know, farm stuff. 222 00:12:16,694 --> 00:12:19,530 -You should have woken me up. -I did. 223 00:12:24,076 --> 00:12:25,494 [coughing] 224 00:12:26,745 --> 00:12:27,830 You okay? 225 00:12:27,913 --> 00:12:31,041 Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm fine. It's just, you know… everything. 226 00:12:32,168 --> 00:12:33,544 The earth and the outdoors. 227 00:12:35,087 --> 00:12:38,257 All the animals and animal by-products. 228 00:12:38,883 --> 00:12:42,553 Well, you know, all the food you eat comes from farms just like this. 229 00:12:42,636 --> 00:12:43,929 Not anymore. 230 00:12:44,722 --> 00:12:47,892 Not as of the last 23 minutes. 231 00:12:47,975 --> 00:12:50,394 [grunts] Well, I love it. 232 00:12:50,978 --> 00:12:55,524 I used to come up here every summer, helping Uncle Harvey run the place. 233 00:12:57,568 --> 00:12:59,069 Still can't believe it's all mine. 234 00:13:00,571 --> 00:13:01,572 It's all mine. 235 00:13:02,573 --> 00:13:03,824 It's my farm. 236 00:13:03,908 --> 00:13:06,494 I own a farm. I'm the farmer in the dell. 237 00:13:06,577 --> 00:13:08,537 Got that tractor running. 238 00:13:08,621 --> 00:13:09,538 Was it broken? 239 00:13:10,122 --> 00:13:11,540 Since Tuesday. 240 00:13:12,166 --> 00:13:13,167 But it's working now. 241 00:13:13,834 --> 00:13:16,420 Good. Good, good, good man, Oates. 242 00:13:16,504 --> 00:13:18,672 -You feed the jerseys? -Yes, yes, I did. 243 00:13:18,756 --> 00:13:21,300 -Today? -No, not today, exactly. 244 00:13:21,383 --> 00:13:25,429 They gotta be fed every day. Animals eat every day. 245 00:13:25,513 --> 00:13:26,931 I'll do it. 246 00:13:27,848 --> 00:13:30,935 Oates, Oates, would you tell Monk what you were telling me 247 00:13:31,018 --> 00:13:32,061 the other day? 248 00:13:32,144 --> 00:13:33,771 You mean about how you're not cut out to-- 249 00:13:33,854 --> 00:13:37,358 Oh, no, no, no. Um, about Uncle Harvey. 250 00:13:38,234 --> 00:13:41,153 Well, I've been working this farm for 20 years. 251 00:13:41,237 --> 00:13:44,949 Your uncle was a tad peculiar, especially about Nadine. 252 00:13:45,032 --> 00:13:46,116 Nadine? 253 00:13:46,200 --> 00:13:49,203 Uh, his pig. It was like his child. 254 00:13:49,286 --> 00:13:51,705 Old Harvey was a character. There's no denying it. 255 00:13:51,789 --> 00:13:53,582 But it was just him and me up here. 256 00:13:54,208 --> 00:13:56,710 I knew that man better than I knew myself. 257 00:13:57,294 --> 00:13:59,004 I could live a thousand years 258 00:13:59,088 --> 00:14:01,966 before I'd believe that he tried to do himself in. 259 00:14:03,968 --> 00:14:05,094 Monk, can I show you something? 260 00:14:10,766 --> 00:14:12,810 This is exactly how they found it. 261 00:14:12,893 --> 00:14:15,813 They were gonna tow it away, but I took another look. 262 00:14:15,896 --> 00:14:18,482 Something just didn't feel right. 263 00:14:19,483 --> 00:14:20,818 I covered it up, and I called you. 264 00:14:20,901 --> 00:14:22,653 -I'm glad you did. -Really? 265 00:14:23,571 --> 00:14:24,405 No. 266 00:14:25,239 --> 00:14:26,574 Where was the pig? 267 00:14:26,657 --> 00:14:28,784 She was right there on the road. 268 00:14:28,867 --> 00:14:30,744 So according to the police, 269 00:14:30,828 --> 00:14:35,207 your uncle was driving home, lost control of the truck, 270 00:14:36,375 --> 00:14:38,377 and accidentally ran over Nadine, 271 00:14:38,460 --> 00:14:41,338 his beloved prize-winning 200-pound pig. 272 00:14:41,422 --> 00:14:43,966 She was Pig of the Year three years in a row. 273 00:14:44,049 --> 00:14:47,303 Yeah, I'm sorry I didn't get a chance to-to meet her. 274 00:14:47,386 --> 00:14:49,054 So he-he hit Nadine, 275 00:14:49,930 --> 00:14:52,641 and then he careened off the road and into the electric fence. 276 00:14:52,725 --> 00:14:53,976 And he realized what he had done-- 277 00:14:54,059 --> 00:14:57,396 "Oh, my God, I killed the Pig of the Year." 278 00:14:57,479 --> 00:15:03,360 And he was so depressed, he was-he was so overcome with grief. 279 00:15:04,445 --> 00:15:07,531 And he grabbed the rifle from that gun rack 280 00:15:08,991 --> 00:15:10,534 and killed himself. 281 00:15:10,618 --> 00:15:14,204 Right. That's the official version. But look at this. 282 00:15:14,288 --> 00:15:16,999 Uncle Harvey kept a handgun under the seat. 283 00:15:17,082 --> 00:15:20,002 Why didn't he just use it? It would have been a lot easier. 284 00:15:20,085 --> 00:15:23,464 So you think he was killed by somebody who didn't know about the handgun. 285 00:15:23,547 --> 00:15:24,548 Did he have any enemies? 286 00:15:24,632 --> 00:15:26,216 Well, I've been asking around. 287 00:15:26,300 --> 00:15:30,012 Two days before the accident, he was seen arguing with Jimmy Belmont. 288 00:15:30,095 --> 00:15:31,930 He's another farmer. He lives up the road. 289 00:15:32,014 --> 00:15:33,474 Arguing about what? 290 00:15:33,557 --> 00:15:34,391 Nobody knows. 291 00:15:36,477 --> 00:15:41,190 -People argue all the time, Randy. -Okay, okay, I know. But what about this? 292 00:15:41,273 --> 00:15:43,817 How did Nadine get out of her pen? 293 00:15:43,901 --> 00:15:45,402 She was locked up 24/7, 294 00:15:45,486 --> 00:15:47,529 and she wouldn't let anybody near her except Uncle Harvey. 295 00:15:47,613 --> 00:15:52,534 Okay, yeah, maybe-maybe she was drugged. Where's the pig? 296 00:15:52,618 --> 00:15:54,119 Maybe we could have them do an autopsy. 297 00:15:55,663 --> 00:15:57,706 -We ate her. -You ate the pig. 298 00:15:57,790 --> 00:15:59,458 -Yeah, I know. I'm an idiot. -No, you didn't-- 299 00:15:59,541 --> 00:16:03,003 No, I'm-- See, Monk? That's why I'm not a cop. 300 00:16:04,213 --> 00:16:06,382 What kind of cop eats a crucial piece of evidence? 301 00:16:13,222 --> 00:16:15,015 Mr. Disher. 302 00:16:16,308 --> 00:16:18,811 I've been telling you all week you gotta fix your fence, 303 00:16:18,894 --> 00:16:20,854 you got deer all over the road. 304 00:16:21,438 --> 00:16:23,816 You must be the famous Mr. Monk. 305 00:16:23,899 --> 00:16:26,110 Disher talks about you all the time. 306 00:16:26,193 --> 00:16:28,320 You gonna clean his house while you're here? 307 00:16:28,404 --> 00:16:30,489 He's joking. We were joking with you. 308 00:16:30,572 --> 00:16:33,409 Welcome to Chambers County, Mr. Monk. 309 00:16:33,492 --> 00:16:35,202 Got a housewarming gift for you. 310 00:16:35,285 --> 00:16:37,955 It's the case file, complete with photos. 311 00:16:38,038 --> 00:16:39,415 But you're both wasting your time. 312 00:16:39,498 --> 00:16:41,834 It was a suicide, sure as shooting. 313 00:16:41,917 --> 00:16:44,128 -How do you know? -Lenny and me were the first ones up here. 314 00:16:44,211 --> 00:16:46,463 We were at the community center down the hill. 315 00:16:46,547 --> 00:16:50,008 There's a big dance every month. Someone heard a gunshot. 316 00:16:50,092 --> 00:16:52,177 We were here four, maybe five minutes later. 317 00:16:52,761 --> 00:16:54,513 You didn't see anybody else? 318 00:16:54,596 --> 00:16:57,141 He was alone. I'm 100% sure. 319 00:16:57,224 --> 00:16:59,101 The irrigation sprinklers were on, 320 00:16:59,184 --> 00:17:01,395 the ground was muddy, there were no footprints, 321 00:17:01,478 --> 00:17:04,481 by the truck, on the road, nowhere. 322 00:17:04,565 --> 00:17:07,693 It was suicide, sad but true. 323 00:17:07,776 --> 00:17:08,986 Sheriff, we have to go. 324 00:17:10,946 --> 00:17:15,117 I'm gonna need that back. Uh, there's another dance tonight. 325 00:17:16,034 --> 00:17:17,453 You can bring it with you. 326 00:17:17,536 --> 00:17:19,997 Well, I wasn't planning on going to the dance tonight. 327 00:17:20,080 --> 00:17:23,167 I wasn't talking to you. [clicks tongue] 328 00:17:25,794 --> 00:17:29,339 -Do something about those deer. -Yes, ma'am. 329 00:17:29,423 --> 00:17:31,550 [engine turning] 330 00:17:31,633 --> 00:17:35,220 Did she wink at me? I think she winked at me. 331 00:17:39,433 --> 00:17:40,684 There's no footprints. 332 00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:43,270 Monk, I'm sorry. 333 00:17:43,353 --> 00:17:45,147 Guess I brought you out here for nothing. 334 00:17:45,230 --> 00:17:46,356 Maybe not. 335 00:17:46,440 --> 00:17:47,566 Maybe not. 336 00:17:48,358 --> 00:17:52,696 She said that somebody at the dance heard the gunshot. 337 00:17:52,780 --> 00:17:54,114 Check out who it was. 338 00:17:56,950 --> 00:17:58,494 -Jimmy Belmont. -Yeah. 339 00:17:58,577 --> 00:18:00,454 How far away is that dance hall? 340 00:18:00,537 --> 00:18:02,247 I don't know. Half a mile? 341 00:18:03,290 --> 00:18:05,250 You really think somebody could hear a gunshot 342 00:18:05,334 --> 00:18:06,376 from that far away? 343 00:18:06,460 --> 00:18:08,962 Especially if there was dancing and music playing? 344 00:18:09,046 --> 00:18:10,172 I don't know, but… 345 00:18:11,965 --> 00:18:13,133 we can find out. 346 00:18:13,217 --> 00:18:16,887 Side ladies right, use a right arm swing. 347 00:18:16,970 --> 00:18:21,183 Head ladies center with a right arm turn. Side ladies center with a left arm turn. 348 00:18:21,266 --> 00:18:23,101 Side ladies right, use a right arm swing. 349 00:18:23,185 --> 00:18:25,896 Now slide to the center with a left arm turn. 350 00:18:25,979 --> 00:18:32,236 [dance music playing] 351 00:18:32,319 --> 00:18:39,326 [dance music continues] 352 00:18:46,166 --> 00:18:47,584 Lemonade! 353 00:18:47,668 --> 00:18:50,629 -Okay. -I made it myself. 354 00:18:50,712 --> 00:18:51,880 Oh, then no, thank you. 355 00:18:53,924 --> 00:18:56,718 -Were you here last month? -I sure was. 356 00:18:56,802 --> 00:18:59,096 I haven't missed a dance in 12 years. 357 00:18:59,179 --> 00:19:02,099 Great. Did you hear the gunshot? 358 00:19:02,182 --> 00:19:03,350 From the Disher Farm? 359 00:19:03,433 --> 00:19:05,435 No, sir. I sure didn't. 360 00:19:05,519 --> 00:19:07,437 [music ends] 361 00:19:08,355 --> 00:19:13,652 Sir, did you hear the gunshot last month from the Disher Farm? 362 00:19:13,735 --> 00:19:16,697 Well, I can't say as I did, because I didn't. 363 00:19:16,780 --> 00:19:18,407 [Sheriff Butterfield] Mr. Monk! 364 00:19:18,490 --> 00:19:20,784 I was hoping you were gonna be here. 365 00:19:20,868 --> 00:19:23,162 I'm going undercover tonight. 366 00:19:23,245 --> 00:19:24,329 What do you think? 367 00:19:29,168 --> 00:19:31,545 Oh, is this your first square dance? 368 00:19:32,921 --> 00:19:34,756 I'm not here to dance. 369 00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:37,384 Randy and I have a theory about the case. 370 00:19:37,467 --> 00:19:40,470 -[music starts] -[shouting] Well, I have a theory too. 371 00:19:40,554 --> 00:19:42,306 I think you really came here to dance. 372 00:19:42,389 --> 00:19:44,099 -Come on! -No, no! 373 00:19:44,892 --> 00:19:47,978 No, no, I can't. I can't! I'm-I'm married. 374 00:19:48,061 --> 00:19:49,688 Where's your wife? 375 00:19:50,355 --> 00:19:51,648 She's dead. 376 00:19:52,274 --> 00:19:55,277 To be honest, I've got mixed feelings about that. 377 00:19:55,360 --> 00:19:58,071 On the one hand, I'm sorry for your loss. 378 00:19:58,155 --> 00:20:00,782 On the other hand, here we go! 379 00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:05,329 Loosen up. 380 00:20:07,539 --> 00:20:09,416 -What are you afraid of? -Well… 381 00:20:11,460 --> 00:20:12,920 it's a pretty long list. 382 00:20:18,508 --> 00:20:20,219 Is Jimmy Belmont here? 383 00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:25,057 Why? 384 00:20:27,809 --> 00:20:29,061 Just curious. 385 00:20:32,022 --> 00:20:34,691 He never comes to these things. 386 00:20:35,609 --> 00:20:37,277 Wasn't he here a month ago? 387 00:20:40,113 --> 00:20:42,616 Whoo! You're right, he was. 388 00:20:48,038 --> 00:20:49,206 Did anybody else 389 00:20:49,748 --> 00:20:51,166 besides Belmont… 390 00:20:52,793 --> 00:20:53,961 hear the shot? 391 00:20:54,544 --> 00:20:55,504 No. 392 00:21:05,222 --> 00:21:07,140 That is pretty odd, now that you mention it. 393 00:21:07,224 --> 00:21:09,101 -[music ends] -[cheering] 394 00:21:13,939 --> 00:21:15,440 Mr. Monk! 395 00:21:15,524 --> 00:21:17,526 [bluegrass music resumes] 396 00:21:19,278 --> 00:21:20,237 [music fades] 397 00:21:20,320 --> 00:21:22,406 [ticking] 398 00:21:24,199 --> 00:21:25,033 [click] 399 00:21:35,877 --> 00:21:36,712 Damn it. 400 00:21:42,676 --> 00:21:43,510 Bang! 401 00:21:47,639 --> 00:21:48,473 Bang! 402 00:21:49,725 --> 00:21:50,559 Bang! 403 00:21:51,226 --> 00:21:54,271 I still can't believe I forgot to load the gun. 404 00:21:54,354 --> 00:21:57,274 -I tried yelling. Did you hear anything? -No. 405 00:21:57,983 --> 00:22:02,321 [scoffs] Standing in the middle of the road yelling bang for 20 minutes. 406 00:22:02,404 --> 00:22:04,364 Oh, I'm just glad the captain wasn't there. 407 00:22:04,948 --> 00:22:07,242 -These things happen. -Yeah, to me. 408 00:22:07,326 --> 00:22:08,744 They happen to me, Monk. 409 00:22:09,328 --> 00:22:11,788 [Monk] Okay, look, our little demonstration didn't work. 410 00:22:11,872 --> 00:22:14,499 But you might be right about Jimmy Belmont. 411 00:22:14,583 --> 00:22:16,126 That night a month ago 412 00:22:16,209 --> 00:22:18,962 was the first dance he had been to in ten years. 413 00:22:19,046 --> 00:22:22,799 And he was the only person there who heard the gunshot. 414 00:22:23,467 --> 00:22:24,843 It's pretty suspicious. 415 00:22:24,926 --> 00:22:27,304 Suspicion isn't proof. [sighs] 416 00:22:27,387 --> 00:22:29,806 You know, I'd still like to meet him, talk to him. 417 00:22:29,890 --> 00:22:30,891 Well, it won't be easy. 418 00:22:30,974 --> 00:22:33,643 Belmont never leaves his farm, and he don't like visitors. 419 00:22:35,729 --> 00:22:38,023 But he is looking for a new farmhand. 420 00:22:39,441 --> 00:22:41,818 No. No, no, I can't. I… 421 00:22:42,694 --> 00:22:44,905 Randy, you know, I just can't. 422 00:22:44,988 --> 00:22:46,073 Fine, Monk. 423 00:22:48,909 --> 00:22:49,951 I don't blame you. 424 00:22:50,035 --> 00:22:53,413 [sighs] Forget it. Just… Forget about me. 425 00:22:56,541 --> 00:22:57,542 [Disher sighs] 426 00:22:58,502 --> 00:22:59,336 Look at us. 427 00:23:01,254 --> 00:23:02,923 Losers all. 428 00:23:04,925 --> 00:23:07,511 Hey, at least I don't have any kids. 429 00:23:10,055 --> 00:23:11,098 It ends with me. 430 00:23:15,977 --> 00:23:17,145 [Monk] Hola, señor. 431 00:23:19,397 --> 00:23:21,316 [speaking Spanish] 432 00:23:33,453 --> 00:23:34,746 [Jimmy] Muchachos. 433 00:23:35,372 --> 00:23:37,249 [speaking Spanish] 434 00:23:38,166 --> 00:23:40,877 Mira, this is Raul and Raulito. 435 00:23:40,961 --> 00:23:43,964 [speaking Spanish] 436 00:23:46,299 --> 00:23:49,010 -Hmm. -[man speaking rapid Spanish] 437 00:23:49,094 --> 00:23:54,558 [continues rapidly] 438 00:23:54,641 --> 00:23:55,725 ¿Entiendo? 439 00:24:01,606 --> 00:24:04,276 [receding footsteps] 440 00:24:04,359 --> 00:24:06,194 [chickens clucking] 441 00:24:09,990 --> 00:24:12,033 Ninety-six. 442 00:24:12,742 --> 00:24:14,161 [Monk coughing] 443 00:24:14,244 --> 00:24:16,121 Ninety-seven. 444 00:24:18,874 --> 00:24:20,000 Ninety-eight. 445 00:24:20,083 --> 00:24:23,920 [man speaking Spanish] 446 00:24:24,004 --> 00:24:24,838 Yes. 447 00:24:25,463 --> 00:24:29,217 -[continues in Spanish] -Ninety-nine… 448 00:24:29,301 --> 00:24:32,721 [speaking Spanish] Do you understand me? 449 00:24:33,847 --> 00:24:36,558 -[Monk] Yes. Yes. -[speaking Spanish] 450 00:24:37,601 --> 00:24:39,519 Yes. [groans] Yes. 451 00:24:39,603 --> 00:24:42,397 -Javier. Xavier! -Hey? 452 00:24:42,480 --> 00:24:45,108 Javier has never seen… 453 00:24:45,192 --> 00:24:49,654 uh, you, Mr. Belmont… 454 00:24:49,738 --> 00:24:51,323 fight... 455 00:24:51,406 --> 00:24:54,075 -with sir-- -I don't understand. I don't understand. 456 00:24:54,159 --> 00:24:56,536 No no. Mr. Belmont… 457 00:24:56,620 --> 00:24:58,955 uh, I fight... 458 00:24:59,039 --> 00:25:01,333 I fight with Mr. Disher. 459 00:25:01,416 --> 00:25:03,627 Fight, uh, argue... 460 00:25:03,710 --> 00:25:04,961 uh… 461 00:25:05,045 --> 00:25:07,923 [speaking Spanish] 462 00:25:08,673 --> 00:25:09,507 Seven… 463 00:25:11,593 --> 00:25:13,303 -Eight. -What are you doing? 464 00:25:14,888 --> 00:25:17,849 [speaking Spanish] 465 00:25:17,933 --> 00:25:19,726 -One hundred. -Hundred? 466 00:25:19,809 --> 00:25:22,270 Uh, pills. Pills… 467 00:25:22,354 --> 00:25:25,732 A hundred. One hundred. It's good. 468 00:25:25,815 --> 00:25:28,109 You're crazy. Look, look, look. 469 00:25:28,193 --> 00:25:30,987 [speaking Spanish] 470 00:25:31,071 --> 00:25:33,615 -No, no-- -Okay, look-- 471 00:25:33,698 --> 00:25:35,700 [speaking Spanish] 472 00:25:35,784 --> 00:25:37,118 [braying] 473 00:25:37,202 --> 00:25:39,746 [braying sadly] 474 00:25:39,829 --> 00:25:41,456 No! [braying] 475 00:25:41,539 --> 00:25:43,041 No! [braying] 476 00:25:43,124 --> 00:25:44,292 [sobbing] 477 00:25:47,837 --> 00:25:52,467 [speaking Spanish] 478 00:25:53,551 --> 00:26:00,141 [continues in Spanish] 479 00:26:01,351 --> 00:26:03,561 [Monk, softly] Four salt blocks missing. 480 00:26:05,605 --> 00:26:08,608 [speaking Spanish] 481 00:26:08,692 --> 00:26:11,861 -Do not go beyond the trees. -Tree-trees? 482 00:26:11,945 --> 00:26:14,197 Trees. But…why? 483 00:26:14,281 --> 00:26:16,908 Because it is a prohibited area. 484 00:26:16,992 --> 00:26:18,076 Es importante. 485 00:26:18,159 --> 00:26:21,162 Alla es una zona prohibida. ¿Entiende? 486 00:26:21,246 --> 00:26:22,664 [cows mooing] 487 00:26:23,832 --> 00:26:24,916 Prohibida… 488 00:26:25,875 --> 00:26:26,918 Prohibida… 489 00:26:28,128 --> 00:26:29,212 "Prohibited." 490 00:26:30,422 --> 00:26:32,007 [cow mooing] 491 00:26:42,976 --> 00:26:43,977 Señor Monk. 492 00:26:45,562 --> 00:26:46,521 Sí. 493 00:26:46,604 --> 00:26:48,523 Tienes una ardilla en tus pantalones? 494 00:26:50,442 --> 00:26:52,777 -Sí. Sí. -¿Sí? 495 00:26:52,861 --> 00:26:54,863 I just asked, "Have you got a squirrel in your pants?" 496 00:26:56,364 --> 00:26:58,700 U-una…ardilla… 497 00:26:58,783 --> 00:27:00,869 You don't speak any Spanish, do you? 498 00:27:00,952 --> 00:27:03,204 Some. High school. 499 00:27:03,288 --> 00:27:05,081 You gonna tell me what you're doing back here? 500 00:27:07,834 --> 00:27:08,710 No. 501 00:27:08,793 --> 00:27:11,296 You know, there are no secrets in a town like this. 502 00:27:12,672 --> 00:27:15,383 I know all about you, former Detective Adrian Monk. 503 00:27:16,468 --> 00:27:19,596 I heard you were dancing with Sheriff Butterfield last night. 504 00:27:19,679 --> 00:27:21,014 Badly. 505 00:27:21,848 --> 00:27:23,224 Heard you were asking about me. 506 00:27:25,769 --> 00:27:26,603 Well, here I am. 507 00:27:28,188 --> 00:27:30,440 Now, you wanna ask me something, you go right ahead. 508 00:27:30,523 --> 00:27:32,650 Okay. What's back there? 509 00:27:33,651 --> 00:27:34,486 Let me guess. 510 00:27:35,403 --> 00:27:37,989 -Fields of reefer. -Fields of reefer? 511 00:27:38,073 --> 00:27:39,282 What kinda cop were you? 512 00:27:39,366 --> 00:27:41,159 You know what I mean. Ditchweed. 513 00:27:41,951 --> 00:27:45,288 Boo. The old Ali Baba. 514 00:27:45,372 --> 00:27:47,123 What makes you think that I'd actually-- 515 00:27:47,207 --> 00:27:50,627 Magic dragon, bambalachi, Yellow Submarine, 516 00:27:50,710 --> 00:27:54,214 Black Bart, Dr. Giggles, Kentucky Blue. 517 00:27:54,297 --> 00:27:55,507 You know what I'm talking about. 518 00:27:55,590 --> 00:27:58,259 I'm talking about Railroad Weed, that's right. 519 00:27:58,343 --> 00:27:59,969 The Devil's Parsley. 520 00:28:00,053 --> 00:28:04,015 Skunk, Splim, Splam, Mooster. Side Salad. 521 00:28:04,099 --> 00:28:06,601 -Side Salad. -You've been supplementing your income. 522 00:28:06,684 --> 00:28:10,438 What do you have, about four or five acres of marijuana back there? 523 00:28:11,689 --> 00:28:13,066 Harvey Disher found it. 524 00:28:14,025 --> 00:28:16,694 -And he was threatening to turn you in. -[cocks rifle] 525 00:28:22,617 --> 00:28:24,786 -You killed him. -Did I? 526 00:28:27,664 --> 00:28:28,706 How? 527 00:28:31,209 --> 00:28:34,003 See, Harvey Disher's truck went off the road at 10:30 pm. 528 00:28:34,087 --> 00:28:35,171 That's a fact. 529 00:28:35,255 --> 00:28:36,714 Hit the electric fence. 530 00:28:37,632 --> 00:28:39,634 Everybody saw the lights go out. 531 00:28:40,677 --> 00:28:43,847 I was in the dance hall, half a mile away… 532 00:28:45,098 --> 00:28:46,808 in front of 50 witnesses. 533 00:28:49,018 --> 00:28:50,812 Now, you think you got enough for a search warrant? 534 00:28:52,856 --> 00:28:54,441 Yeah, I don't either. 535 00:28:55,150 --> 00:28:56,317 Not in this county. 536 00:28:57,193 --> 00:28:59,863 It's time you were headed home, former Detective Adrian Monk. 537 00:29:00,655 --> 00:29:01,990 Front gate's that way. 538 00:29:03,700 --> 00:29:04,534 Go on ahead. 539 00:29:05,577 --> 00:29:06,411 Go on. 540 00:29:08,496 --> 00:29:09,330 Go on. 541 00:30:10,016 --> 00:30:11,142 Bambalachi. 542 00:30:12,602 --> 00:30:15,480 Reefer! Reefer! [coughing] 543 00:30:17,273 --> 00:30:19,734 [metal clattering] 544 00:30:23,530 --> 00:30:24,781 [Oates] Mr. Monk? 545 00:30:24,864 --> 00:30:26,908 Oates! Oates, thank God! 546 00:30:26,991 --> 00:30:29,828 -Where's Randy? -He's asleep. 547 00:30:29,911 --> 00:30:31,120 I can't help but noticing 548 00:30:31,204 --> 00:30:33,706 that you're handcuffing yourself to that grain drill. 549 00:30:33,790 --> 00:30:36,960 -I inhaled some reefer! -I gotcha. 550 00:30:37,043 --> 00:30:39,796 -It's gonna kick in any minute. -Okay. 551 00:30:39,879 --> 00:30:41,005 Here's the thing. 552 00:30:42,465 --> 00:30:46,719 I can't tolerate any drugs or medication. It's my metabolism. 553 00:30:46,803 --> 00:30:49,764 I don't know what… I don't know what's gonna… 554 00:30:50,473 --> 00:30:51,516 happen to me. 555 00:30:53,268 --> 00:30:57,897 I might go berserk. I might hurt somebody! 556 00:31:00,024 --> 00:31:01,317 Whoops. 557 00:31:01,401 --> 00:31:04,737 Dude, here. Here. 558 00:31:06,114 --> 00:31:10,159 Listen, whatever happens, don't-- don't unlock me. 559 00:31:10,243 --> 00:31:13,538 No matter what I say, even if I'm begging you! 560 00:31:13,621 --> 00:31:15,748 -[metal clanking] -Oh, my God. 561 00:31:15,832 --> 00:31:18,543 Here it comes. Here it comes. 562 00:31:18,626 --> 00:31:21,546 Oh, God! I think it's starting. 563 00:31:21,629 --> 00:31:24,757 We're talking about marijuana, right? 564 00:31:24,841 --> 00:31:25,925 Uh-oh! 565 00:31:28,011 --> 00:31:30,388 Riverdance! Oh! 566 00:31:32,015 --> 00:31:33,683 Oh! [grunts] 567 00:31:35,226 --> 00:31:39,939 [yells] I can feel it. I'm-- I'm getting hungry. 568 00:31:40,023 --> 00:31:41,316 Did you have dinner? 569 00:31:41,399 --> 00:31:43,318 We got some pecan pie in the fridge. 570 00:31:43,401 --> 00:31:45,320 It's the munchies! 571 00:31:46,362 --> 00:31:49,699 Don't-- Whatever you do, don't put anything near my mouth! 572 00:31:49,782 --> 00:31:51,576 Can do! 573 00:31:51,659 --> 00:31:53,953 But I gotta say, 574 00:31:54,037 --> 00:31:57,290 you know, I've had some experience in this area, 575 00:31:57,373 --> 00:32:00,001 -and I don't think you're stoned at all. -No?! 576 00:32:00,084 --> 00:32:03,463 Oh, no?! I see lights flickering! 577 00:32:04,297 --> 00:32:06,507 Yeah, they're fireflies. 578 00:32:09,761 --> 00:32:12,055 What was that? What was that?! 579 00:32:12,138 --> 00:32:15,183 It's 8:00! Irrigation sprinklers. 580 00:32:17,727 --> 00:32:20,647 Do they come on every night all over the property? 581 00:32:20,730 --> 00:32:21,981 Every night. 582 00:32:25,068 --> 00:32:25,902 Oates… 583 00:32:28,321 --> 00:32:29,155 I know how he did it. 584 00:32:29,238 --> 00:32:32,241 I know how Belmont killed Randy's uncle. 585 00:32:34,869 --> 00:32:35,703 Get me out of this. 586 00:32:36,412 --> 00:32:37,497 Okey-doke. 587 00:32:41,709 --> 00:32:44,879 Son of a gun. You solved the case. 588 00:32:44,963 --> 00:32:47,465 -You figured all that out just now? -Mm-hmm. 589 00:32:47,548 --> 00:32:50,093 I can't quite get a handle on you, son. 590 00:32:50,176 --> 00:32:53,763 One minute, you're handcuffing yourself to a piece of farm machinery, 591 00:32:53,846 --> 00:32:55,932 sobbing like a schoolgirl. 592 00:32:56,015 --> 00:32:58,893 The next minute, you're putting all the little pieces together 593 00:32:58,976 --> 00:33:00,645 like Sherlock Holmes. 594 00:33:00,728 --> 00:33:04,440 -Which is the real Adrian Monk? -Yeah. 595 00:33:05,149 --> 00:33:06,985 I like to think that a man is… 596 00:33:07,777 --> 00:33:09,404 made up of many different-- 597 00:33:09,487 --> 00:33:11,114 I think it's the schoolgirl. 598 00:33:11,197 --> 00:33:12,532 Yeah, you're probably right. 599 00:33:13,199 --> 00:33:14,784 What do we do now? 600 00:33:14,867 --> 00:33:16,119 Call the sheriff. 601 00:33:17,245 --> 00:33:20,164 -[groans] -What? 602 00:33:22,625 --> 00:33:23,459 What is it? 603 00:33:24,377 --> 00:33:26,295 Well, I was just thinking… 604 00:33:26,379 --> 00:33:27,547 It would have been nice 605 00:33:27,630 --> 00:33:31,050 if Randy had been able to figure it all out. 606 00:33:31,134 --> 00:33:34,137 He's been feeling pretty down about himself lately. 607 00:33:34,220 --> 00:33:35,054 That's true. 608 00:33:35,638 --> 00:33:40,143 Solving a big case like this one, he would have felt like a cop again. 609 00:33:44,981 --> 00:33:48,776 [male voice] You're a tiger, a wild carnivore, 610 00:33:48,860 --> 00:33:50,778 stalking through the jungle. 611 00:33:50,862 --> 00:33:52,822 I'm a tiger… 612 00:33:55,408 --> 00:33:57,285 In the jungle… 613 00:34:07,295 --> 00:34:08,337 Randy. 614 00:34:09,714 --> 00:34:13,718 You were right. Belmont killed your uncle. 615 00:34:15,803 --> 00:34:18,556 Killed my uncle… 616 00:34:20,391 --> 00:34:21,809 [whispering] Here's what happened… 617 00:34:32,153 --> 00:34:33,237 Morning. 618 00:34:34,155 --> 00:34:35,490 Any coffee left? 619 00:34:35,573 --> 00:34:38,117 Got a full pot. How'd you sleep? 620 00:34:38,201 --> 00:34:41,704 [exhales] Oh, fine, I guess. 621 00:34:49,837 --> 00:34:50,671 [sniffs] 622 00:34:51,214 --> 00:34:52,965 Eh, it's sour. 623 00:34:54,634 --> 00:34:58,596 What kind of farm is this? Don't even have any fresh cream. 624 00:35:02,308 --> 00:35:04,435 Randy? What is it? 625 00:35:05,478 --> 00:35:06,521 Mosquito. 626 00:35:08,314 --> 00:35:11,109 So, fill me in on what happened on Belmont's farm. 627 00:35:11,818 --> 00:35:13,736 Not much to tell. It was a dead end. 628 00:35:16,030 --> 00:35:17,281 Ho-how about you? 629 00:35:17,865 --> 00:35:20,993 Any new thoughts on the case? 630 00:35:23,287 --> 00:35:24,122 No. 631 00:35:28,209 --> 00:35:30,545 What? What-what is it? 632 00:35:35,216 --> 00:35:36,300 No, it's nothing. 633 00:35:37,218 --> 00:35:38,052 Wait! 634 00:35:40,638 --> 00:35:41,472 Wait! 635 00:35:43,975 --> 00:35:44,809 Wait a minute! 636 00:35:48,354 --> 00:35:49,355 My God. 637 00:35:53,359 --> 00:35:55,111 Oh, my God! 638 00:35:58,322 --> 00:35:59,824 Oh, my God! 639 00:36:00,491 --> 00:36:02,034 Monk, call the sheriff. 640 00:36:03,327 --> 00:36:05,204 I think I solved the case. 641 00:36:05,788 --> 00:36:08,541 I told you to do something about the deer. 642 00:36:08,624 --> 00:36:12,670 Actually, Sheriff, the deer in the road was a big clue, 643 00:36:12,753 --> 00:36:15,006 was one of the keys to my solving the case. 644 00:36:15,089 --> 00:36:16,716 What case? What am I doing here? 645 00:36:16,799 --> 00:36:18,217 Sheriff, you said this was important. 646 00:36:18,301 --> 00:36:20,970 Well, I think solving a murder case is important. 647 00:36:21,053 --> 00:36:22,221 Don't you, Mr. Belmont? 648 00:36:23,389 --> 00:36:24,390 Here's what happened. 649 00:36:24,473 --> 00:36:28,227 My uncle must have stumbled across your secret crop. 650 00:36:28,311 --> 00:36:32,315 Oh, you know what I'm talking about, fields of reefer. 651 00:36:33,941 --> 00:36:36,194 You lured him up here. 652 00:36:36,944 --> 00:36:39,363 We'll never know how, 653 00:36:39,447 --> 00:36:41,157 but at some point, you hit him. 654 00:36:42,992 --> 00:36:45,703 Probably from behind. Then you put him in his pickup truck…. 655 00:36:46,996 --> 00:36:48,247 and you shot him. 656 00:36:48,331 --> 00:36:50,666 You shot him point-blank in the head. 657 00:36:51,250 --> 00:36:52,168 You're delusional. 658 00:36:52,251 --> 00:36:53,461 -Am I? -Yeah. 659 00:36:56,505 --> 00:36:59,050 -Am I? -You're doing fine, Randy. 660 00:37:01,761 --> 00:37:03,888 It had to look like a suicide. 661 00:37:04,847 --> 00:37:06,223 You needed a motive. 662 00:37:06,307 --> 00:37:09,810 So you killed or drugged Nadine and left her on the road. 663 00:37:09,894 --> 00:37:12,104 Then you backed up the truck… 664 00:37:13,981 --> 00:37:16,025 and put salt licks under the fender-- 665 00:37:16,108 --> 00:37:19,111 probably the same four salt licks that are missing from your supply shed. 666 00:37:21,822 --> 00:37:25,326 Then you went to the dance and made sure you were seen. 667 00:37:26,535 --> 00:37:28,120 It was a perfect alibi. 668 00:37:28,996 --> 00:37:32,124 And that is how you did it, Mr. Belmont. 669 00:37:32,208 --> 00:37:35,044 Um, I'm not following. 670 00:37:35,127 --> 00:37:38,631 Hey, Randy, uh, I don't think you're quite done. 671 00:37:38,714 --> 00:37:41,634 You mentioned that part about the… 672 00:37:42,259 --> 00:37:44,887 [imitates sprinkler] 673 00:37:45,846 --> 00:37:47,056 Sprinklers. 674 00:37:47,139 --> 00:37:50,434 Yes. I'm not done yet. 675 00:37:50,518 --> 00:37:51,686 The sprinklers! 676 00:37:52,270 --> 00:37:56,065 At 8:00, the sprinklers kicked on and melted the blocks of salt. 677 00:37:57,858 --> 00:37:59,151 Touchdown! 678 00:38:00,861 --> 00:38:01,904 When the lights flickered, 679 00:38:02,822 --> 00:38:05,241 you were half a mile away in front of 50 witnesses. 680 00:38:06,409 --> 00:38:09,287 As pretty a piece of homicide as I've ever encountered. 681 00:38:11,872 --> 00:38:12,790 Where were you? 682 00:38:12,873 --> 00:38:15,293 I-I guess I just-- I don't know. 683 00:38:16,627 --> 00:38:17,962 [Disher] I understand. 684 00:38:18,045 --> 00:38:19,714 You're in a slump. Don't worry, I've been there. 685 00:38:19,797 --> 00:38:21,590 Just give it time, you'll be back. 686 00:38:22,758 --> 00:38:24,093 It would explain a lot. 687 00:38:24,176 --> 00:38:27,471 It would explain everything, including the deer. 688 00:38:27,555 --> 00:38:29,181 They were licking the salt. 689 00:38:29,265 --> 00:38:31,642 Now, that is a nice story. 690 00:38:34,937 --> 00:38:36,147 See, that's all it is. 691 00:38:38,149 --> 00:38:39,233 Where's your proof? 692 00:38:41,110 --> 00:38:43,195 Physical proof. 693 00:38:44,071 --> 00:38:45,948 You don't have any, do you? 694 00:38:51,704 --> 00:38:52,872 I think he's right. 695 00:39:01,881 --> 00:39:03,341 Sheriff, do you have an evidence bag? 696 00:39:04,383 --> 00:39:05,217 Monk, your pen. 697 00:39:09,013 --> 00:39:12,350 This truck was never touched or moved, right? 698 00:39:20,357 --> 00:39:21,192 [blows] 699 00:39:23,152 --> 00:39:23,986 [Disher] Yes. 700 00:39:24,570 --> 00:39:25,905 That's a fingerprint. 701 00:39:27,782 --> 00:39:28,866 See that? 702 00:39:28,949 --> 00:39:30,576 If this is your fingerprint… 703 00:39:32,495 --> 00:39:35,039 that means you were the last person to operate that vehicle. 704 00:39:37,166 --> 00:39:38,250 Is that proof enough? 705 00:39:40,336 --> 00:39:43,589 [Deputy] Mr. Belmont, could you wait in the cruiser? 706 00:39:48,344 --> 00:39:50,054 You have the right to an attorney… 707 00:39:50,638 --> 00:39:53,057 Lieutenant Disher. 708 00:39:53,140 --> 00:39:56,769 Do the people a favor, get your butt back to San Francisco. 709 00:39:56,852 --> 00:39:57,895 You are a cop. 710 00:39:57,978 --> 00:40:00,022 You don't belong here. 711 00:40:00,940 --> 00:40:02,942 Mr. Monk, I don't know where you belong. 712 00:40:03,025 --> 00:40:05,194 I got a feeling you don't know either. 713 00:40:05,861 --> 00:40:08,823 But if you're ever in Chambers County again, 714 00:40:08,906 --> 00:40:10,616 bring your dancing shoes. 715 00:40:12,368 --> 00:40:13,202 [clicks tongue] 716 00:40:13,285 --> 00:40:14,912 Gentlemen, now if you'll excuse me, 717 00:40:14,995 --> 00:40:17,373 I got a prisoner to process. 718 00:40:27,299 --> 00:40:28,134 What? 719 00:40:28,801 --> 00:40:29,635 Nothing. 720 00:40:32,304 --> 00:40:33,556 Why are you smiling? 721 00:40:33,639 --> 00:40:36,517 I'm just proud to know you. That was good work. 722 00:40:40,688 --> 00:40:41,730 [chuckles softly] 723 00:40:41,814 --> 00:40:43,023 What? 724 00:40:46,110 --> 00:40:47,153 Why are you smiling? 725 00:40:51,240 --> 00:40:53,909 Well, I guess I need to talk to the chief now. 726 00:40:53,993 --> 00:40:56,162 No, you don't need to talk to anybody. 727 00:40:57,163 --> 00:40:58,956 I never sent it down. 728 00:40:59,039 --> 00:41:01,959 You've been sick. You had meningitis. 729 00:41:03,294 --> 00:41:04,503 What's this? 730 00:41:04,587 --> 00:41:07,047 I have a… I have a new technique. 731 00:41:07,131 --> 00:41:10,634 Go to sleep, wake up, case is solved. 732 00:41:10,718 --> 00:41:12,470 [laughs] Good for you. 733 00:41:12,553 --> 00:41:14,263 I don't know how I do it. It just happens. 734 00:41:14,847 --> 00:41:16,390 Here, what are you working on? 735 00:41:16,473 --> 00:41:20,060 -A double homicide in the Castro-- -Great, I'll take it. 736 00:41:21,020 --> 00:41:22,438 -Cold case? -Yeah… 737 00:41:22,521 --> 00:41:24,607 -Good, I'll take that one too. -Hey. 738 00:41:26,317 --> 00:41:27,276 I, um… 739 00:41:29,236 --> 00:41:30,196 I missed you too. 740 00:41:36,911 --> 00:41:39,580 All right. See ya in a couple of hours. 741 00:41:39,663 --> 00:41:41,373 [Disher chuckles] 742 00:41:41,457 --> 00:41:44,418 [yawns] Just try to keep it down a little bit. 743 00:41:46,837 --> 00:41:47,713 Okay. 744 00:42:08,025 --> 00:42:10,945 [theme music playing]